hemmoan:

michael definitely creeps tumblr bc lilac michael and piercing michael happened all in the span of a few days so lemme just be the first to say michael u would look RLY good with me as ur gf

(via nosociallifenoproblems)

swallowsmateforlife:

benwinstagram:

zaynandharrypls:

diggingandfluff:


WesHarrington1: @Louis_Tomlinson hope you enjoyed your cosmopolitans on Sunday. Good to meet you. From the @ZestMixology crew x

I’m going to break my anonymity a teeny bit and admit something. My nightlife job is as a bartender.
This tweet telling the world louis drinks cosmos is SHADE.
While I don’t work in the UK, I’ve worked with many people from all over and there are some slang terms that many bartenders use describe customers to each other without getting in trouble for talking shit.I wouldn’t say *everyone* uses these, but a lot of people do.
(Please note: drinking these drinks does not mean we bartenders think you are this person, but a rum & coke is still a rum &coke even if she’s drinking a vodka soda, or wine, or whatever.)
Rum & Cokes : trashy, loud, tip badlyJagerbombs: happy, but messy. Looking to get wasted. Rye Manhattans: attractive older men who have excellent bar grace while prowling for action. Beer and shot girl: badass and cuteLong Island ice teas: underage Cosmo guy: gay
So yeah. They’re pointing out that they think he’s gay.

This is so pathetic

pls feel free to never break your anonymity again 

I’m not a bartender but it’s pretty common knowledge that cosmos are considered the “gay drink”????
It’s obviously gross and homophobic and disgusting and as a lesbian it pisses me off immensely but this person is not reaching. It’s really common bar scene lingo for gay men.

swallowsmateforlife:

benwinstagram:

zaynandharrypls:

diggingandfluff:

hope you enjoyed your cosmopolitans on Sunday. Good to meet you. From the @ crew x

I’m going to break my anonymity a teeny bit and admit something. My nightlife job is as a bartender.

This tweet telling the world louis drinks cosmos is SHADE.

While I don’t work in the UK, I’ve worked with many people from all over and there are some slang terms that many bartenders use describe customers to each other without getting in trouble for talking shit.
I wouldn’t say *everyone* uses these, but a lot of people do.

(Please note: drinking these drinks does not mean we bartenders think you are this person, but a rum & coke is still a rum &coke even if she’s drinking a vodka soda, or wine, or whatever.)

Rum & Cokes : trashy, loud, tip badly
Jagerbombs: happy, but messy. Looking to get wasted.
Rye Manhattans: attractive older men who have excellent bar grace while prowling for action.
Beer and shot girl: badass and cute
Long Island ice teas: underage
Cosmo guy: gay

So yeah. They’re pointing out that they think he’s gay.

This is so pathetic

pls feel free to never break your anonymity again 

I’m not a bartender but it’s pretty common knowledge that cosmos are considered the “gay drink”????

It’s obviously gross and homophobic and disgusting and as a lesbian it pisses me off immensely but this person is not reaching. It’s really common bar scene lingo for gay men.

(Source: too-old-for-this-ship)

goodladnicelittlebody:

nattaallie:

Haha omg don’t ask why but I was on google and typed in “how to know if your homosexual” right then I clicked on a link and I was reading it…
Then I scrolled down a bit further and there I found this photo
IS IT ME OR IS THIS ONE DIRECTION

(via tomlincalum)

crystalsoulslayer:

procyonvulpecula:

pagannerd:

proxydialogue:

anneretic:

infinity-imagined:

The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.

the grand showdown

Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism. 
Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently. 

“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.

Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

crystalsoulslayer:

procyonvulpecula:

pagannerd:

proxydialogue:

anneretic:

infinity-imagined:

The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.

the grand showdown

Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism. 

Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently. 

“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.

Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

(Source: dewogong, via esosi-quees)